A person who has an investment property is someone who is in a relationship with someone who is undergoing a huge make over/glow up. The investor enters a relationship with someone that is below a 10/10 in the hopes of their partner eventually transforming into a 10. Hence why they are investing into the relationship market while the demand for their target is low
Bob: Bro your girl is a 3/10, what are you smoking son?
Cooper: Don't worry, she's an Investment Property
Bob: Ah, that explains it
Cooper: Don't worry, she's an Investment Property
Bob: Ah, that explains it
by TheOldFossil July 20, 2023
Get the Investment Propertymug. 1. Committing as little as possible to a situation
2. Making a covert exit from a place or situation
Originated in the Silicon Valley tech scene when companies are bluffing prior to a market exit in order to increase asset value or simply to stop staff brain drain prior to an asset sale. It is an ironic phrase, intended to mean the exact opposite.
See also Doublespeak, sarcasm, cynicism. Not to be confused with the common misuse of irony
2. Making a covert exit from a place or situation
Originated in the Silicon Valley tech scene when companies are bluffing prior to a market exit in order to increase asset value or simply to stop staff brain drain prior to an asset sale. It is an ironic phrase, intended to mean the exact opposite.
See also Doublespeak, sarcasm, cynicism. Not to be confused with the common misuse of irony
1. “We expect to lose money in Southeast Asia and expect to invest aggressively in terms of marketing, subsidies etc,”
D. Khosrowshahi - Feb 2018. Uber sells March 2018
2. "You turning up to the boss' party on Saturday?"
"I plan on 'investing aggressively' in the optional company social this weekend..."
D. Khosrowshahi - Feb 2018. Uber sells March 2018
2. "You turning up to the boss' party on Saturday?"
"I plan on 'investing aggressively' in the optional company social this weekend..."
by IronicIsntIronyAlanis June 6, 2018
Get the Investing Aggressivelymug. by J-Jim April 20, 2021
Get the Investment fattymug. Greed, the downfall of American Productivity.
If your factory or enterprise is no longer privately held, and margins are less than 25%, prepare for your job to move offshore.
If your factory or enterprise is no longer privately held, and margins are less than 25%, prepare for your job to move offshore.
Fred: "Hey Greg, where's your car?"
Greg: "Couldn't afford the payment. An investment bank took over our factory, sold off the machinery and building, and now 14 year old Chinese girls make Oster blenders."
Fred: "It's economics. 1/8th the quality at 1/10th the wage."
Greg: "Couldn't afford the payment. An investment bank took over our factory, sold off the machinery and building, and now 14 year old Chinese girls make Oster blenders."
Fred: "It's economics. 1/8th the quality at 1/10th the wage."
by ebbing August 18, 2008
Get the investment bankmug. by Hosang Lee September 17, 2007
Get the social investmentmug. Rhyming slang for wanker.
Hey, how come bob didn't show up at the party Saturday?
I don't know, I heard he got a job as an investment banker.
I don't know, I heard he got a job as an investment banker.
by Mpc1209 September 17, 2013
Get the Investment Bankermug. Uriah: Hey, where is my coat babe?"
Savanna: " oh don't you remember its by the door."
Uriah: "oooohhhh yeeeaahhhh.. babe, good investment!"
Savanna: " oh don't you remember its by the door."
Uriah: "oooohhhh yeeeaahhhh.. babe, good investment!"
by eMCee Uriahhh February 21, 2010
Get the Good Investmentmug.