emotional intelligence

Ability to identify emotions in self and others. Something Corinne on the bachelor apparently didn't have.

Taylor: She's so dumb, I had to define emotional intelligence to her.

by Berryjam February 8, 2017

intellijus

George W. Bush's cipher on 'intelligence'.

I have been collecting... Intellijus for several months now.

by Pikace October 28, 2004

intellibuddy

The scariest AI since HAL. A new experiment with Artificial Intelligence that will, undoubtedly, scare the shit out of you if you talk to it for too long.

"Fuck off, intellijerk"
"I'll remember that when robots take over the world, User."

by poned June 5, 2005

Intelligence Leak

When your Smart Water cap isn't on tight enough and a little trickled out.

My lap was wet because I had an Intelligence Leak.

by thorbjore71 October 8, 2010

Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential

Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential, the term used by Seamus Kennedy when describing the USMC.

"You wanna know what the word Marine stands for? Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential."

by MuricanBoi December 24, 2020

Intelli-dunce

A person with a high mental capacity, who cannot fight the urge to use his/her intelligence for silliness/entertainment.

Origin - The Caribbean island of Antigua

Jim Carrey is the world's greatest Intelli-dunce because he must be incredibly smart in order to portray such silly characters in his movies.

by APNJW January 20, 2011

Intelligence

Knowing when to shut up.

Intelligence:

"It is not what enters into the mouth that defiles the man, but what proceeds out of the mouth, this defiles the man." - Matthew 15:11

You don't have to be a Christian to appreciate such wisdom. =)

by Non-christian February 16, 2009