indonesian fried chicken salad

a sexual act performed in the western hemisphere. performed with an Asian woman between the heights of 4'9'' and 5'2'' and a African-American male of large penis (12"+, 7'' circumference). occurs when black male of large penis fails to insert penis into the small Asian woman. faced with a dilemma, the black male finds ranch salad dressing and uses said ranch to lubricate obscenely large penis. thus, enabling him to insert penis into the small Asian vagina. after intercourse is completed and vagina is enlarged due to sex, black male proceeds to use the ranch salad dressing left over in the vagina and mixes in salad, assorted veggies, and fried chicken. he then consumes said fried chicken salad out of Asian woman's vagina using nothing more than chopsticks.

" nigga you straight indonesian fried chicken salad'd that chink bitch janice last night nigga."

by chinkbitchjanice5987xoox69 September 19, 2009

inode

The node structure for an element of vfs is called a vnode. In hax0rspeak, vnode is used to one-up someone after they say "inode"..

An appropriate hacker conversation involving inode and vnode would be:

"Dude, that girl is hot"
"inode" (i know)
"VNODE!!"
"DAMN!!!!"

by Tom Jackiewicz December 30, 2004

Indonesian ass clogger

When a woman has diarrhea, and you try to stop the flow with your penis.

I did the Indonesian ass clogger on my girlfriend last night.

This was thought up by my friend Benson.

by MHO April 13, 2013

Indonesian Bagel Bust

When you pop an asscherry in extreme heat. The O ringis so hot it's dry and toasted, the resulting aftermath looks like kaya (an Indonesian jam) spread over a bagel.

Damn man, I assfucked the missus for the first time while on vacation in Florida, during a heat wave. Ended up having an Indonesian Bagel Bust for brunch.

by Sturdy Danny McGee December 8, 2009

Indonesia MADA

Indonesia MADA is an alcoholic cocktail based on another cocktail, the Martini, which is based on gin and vermouth, originating in Slovenia. In consists of equal parts of fresh lime juice, fresh orange juice and martini. Lime wedges and ice are not optional. It was invented by two students of microbiology, as consolation for poorly passing an exam. The name is a play on words on the names of these two students. And the "Indonesia" part is there simply to look fancy.

This Indonesia MADA tastes really good.

by the bread guy June 16, 2013

Indonesian Cinnamon Pelican

When a man puts a heavy of cinnamon on his penis and slaps his women in the eye then does anal with her till she voids her bowels

Hey I'm feeling really dirty tonight wanna do a Indonesian cinnamon pelican.

by The master of sexual misconduc January 10, 2016

Indonesian Salami Sandwich

When you insert a whole salami sandwich into a womans vagina, and then proceed to have sex with her. After you cum in her vagina, she queefs the sandwich out, as well as your cum, then you proceed to eat the mixture.

Me and my girlfriend made an Indonesian salami sandwich for dinner last night.

by Minecraftplayer4000 September 28, 2020