scandinavian ice pick

Freezing ones turd and using it as a dildo

I knew she was kinky but Damn, she wanted the Scandinavian ice pick!

by fluffy dude December 3, 2013

norwegian ice pick

The dick and or dildo is frozen and inserted into the vagina and due to its freezing temperatures the dick and or dildo sticks to the walls of the vagina. The only way to resolve this issue is to pour hot water into int vagina until the penis and or dildo is released. Best done in or near a hot tub

Mike Norwegian Ice Picked Shelly in Alaska, but luckily they were by a hot tub so they jumped in

by Gigglygurl24 August 19, 2015

icepack

when you beat the pussy up and it needs rest

I fucked her so many times she had to put an icepack on that pussy

by Ctruongshitshispants January 23, 2010

Icedick

When your penis is too cold to jerk.

"last night i went swimming in cold weather, and i got a pretty bad case of icedick"

by downy September 24, 2003

Icepicking

Fucking a very petite girl with a large dick.

Dude how was that girl in the Philippines?

She was hot, only 4'10", I was totally icepicking her!

by Devils lunchbox November 12, 2011

Ice Pick Headache

Painful symptom akin to having one's skull impaled by a sharp rod normally used to break ice.

Doctors prescribe aspirin, a sledge hammer, or in severe cases a bullet to relieve ice pick headaches.

by Don't do quack kids. July 19, 2017

icedickle

The state of having an exceptionally cold penis; usually accompanied by extreme pain. Icedickle commonly afflicts distance runners who are overly optimistic about the weather.

John was unprepared for the cold, windy race conditions, which resulted in a raging case of icedickle.

by J.B. Tyler July 1, 2008