instagraphy

taking pictures to capture a scene or moment to be immortalized on Instagram as either a post or story

Rebecca has been really into instagraphy lately, she won't let me bite of my food until she's taken the perfect picture.

by fortunaMajorDepression April 6, 2022

Instaspamming

To post many photos on Instagram at a time.

Sheila is instaspamming me, when I signed in on Instagram saw only her face...50 times.

by BrookeDania5 October 1, 2012

InstaSmash

InstaSmash is a tournament for smash bros instagrammers. The requirement was over 1k and they had a total of 800k followers.

InstaSmash was lit this year.

by Game References :D January 8, 2019

instatap

a tap that is done in an instant

usually done on extremely attractive females. tap it so fast u dont even need to think about it

Tom:daayyyumm look at dat hot bitch over there

Bob: ya i'd instatap dat

by jduong November 1, 2009

instasham

When someone looks way hotter on Instagram than in real life; exaggerating one's physical appearance using filters on Instagram.

Saw this girl on Instagram, she looked smokin' hot, but when I met her in real life, she was questioable at best... What an Instasham!

by joelv67 August 20, 2014

Instacrap

The vast plethora of instant and frozen meals and other foodstuffs, loaded full of chemicals and salt, made from the reconstituted offcuts of various animals and packaged as a delicious, convenient alternative to proper cooking.

That woman in front of me at the checkout has a whole trolley load of instacrap.

by Moonriver March 12, 2010

InstaSnapTwitFaceGramming

The describing name of the world that today's youth live in

Teenage Daughter : Dad.... Dad... There's A EMERGENCY!

DAD : WHAT WRONG DEAR?

Teenage Daughter : I have no Internet service on my phone

DAD: OMG my dear!

No InstaSnapTwitFaceGramming for you..... Your going to actually have to TALK to people to let them know about every detail of your daily drama

I DON'T know if you are going to live thru this!

by SHAGGYSAN March 17, 2017