improper fraction

A woman who has big breasts and no ass. A woman who is large at the top and small at the bottom.

"You have 36DDs and you wear a size 4 with no ass. You are an improper fraction"

by TUNE15 September 13, 2006

Self improvement

Nah I would get a lot of shit from you guys for not doing the self improvement thing.

Hym "I'm not willing to do the self improvement thing for free anymore. I'm going to need some goth booty. Or some kind of booty equivalent. Like, some asmrtist booty or maybe some hispanic cleaning lady booty. But I don't know. I just... How about this: For every 1 booty of this 👆 caliber I receive, I will do 1000 push ups before collecting any subsequent booty. How does that sound? .... On second thought, 500 push ups. I'm thinking like 100 a day and I'm just not going to wait 10 days for subsequent booty. So, 500 per booty and the genius money factory will get in shape."

by Hym Iam February 18, 2023

improper dumpling

a dumpling that shows up where it doesn't belong...

did you see that wee mad improper dumpling that just appeared in ma tomato soup...

by theeimproperdumplin December 3, 2010

improvment deterioration

Used for when people try to improve something but actually make it worse overall.

This is translated from the original German word : Verschlimmbesserung

Company X is suffering improvment deterioration

by FaZe Optic Jevshot January 21, 2021

improvised trolling device

a pipe bomb or other homemade explosive.

Alex put an improvised trolling device in James's mailbox after he threw the comp match.

by AllIsernamesTkn January 25, 2022

Aderall improv

When you have a live preformance, but you took at least 70mg of either adderall or vyvanse the night before, and you are so wired you add or make up lines on the spot usually a great preformance.

Teach:"You have your script memorized?"
you:"I'm good don't worry about it, this is going to be Aderall improv scene!"

by Zandor March 24, 2016

improvisex

the alternative to getting a car to give your mates a lift when they get back from working in New Zealand.

chutney; I'll be home on sun night/monday morn. you got a car to drive me around in?

Bridget; err.. no! we'll improvisex

by chutneyd June 1, 2011