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hyperliaison

A total bottom, in both the sexual and intellectual sense, who was born to be shit on, pissed on, and kicked around by the hyperboss, primarily via telecommunication. Although it may appear that the hyperboss extracts some type of ego-driven pleasure from the relationship, it is actually the hyperliaison who benefits most from the psychic butt sex.
amy asked if you were my boyfriend or just a friend

and i said "that's my hyperliaison"
and she smiled and said "oooooh"
by hyperboss October 3, 2005
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attention deficit hyperlink disorder

The inability to finish an online article due to the irresistable urge to click the embedded hyperlinks.
"Did you read the NYT article about Snookie's hysterectomy?"
"Dude, it there were 6 hyperlinks in the first paragraph. I've got attention deficit hyperlink disorder. There's no way I'm making it through that."
by www.eatnails.net September 3, 2011
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Hyperkinesis

Hyperkinesis is the ability to always perform an action with one hundred percent precision or accuracy. This ability supposedly originates in the human brain, in that way it is similar to telekinesis.

Hyperkinesis applies to any action that involves some kind of motion or movement.
Examples of hyperkinesis:

1. A sniper who is able to always hit his target with one hundred percent accuracy despite impossible distances and environmental factors such as wind.
2. Someone who is able to fire a gun and have the bullet ricochet off multiple surfaces but still hit the intended target indirectly.
3. A basketball player who is always able to make a perfect full-court shot.
4. Someone who is always able to hit the bullseye when throwing darts
5. In freerunning or parkour, always accurately judging where to place your feet or how far to jump never making any mistakes.
by TurtleMountain June 29, 2016
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Hyperlink

A link to another page of the website
Simple as that
Right...?
All those blue words are hyperlinks dumbass
by TheAverageIdiot August 31, 2017
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HyperHimes

HyperHimes is an absolute Angel of a person. He’s the most kind, caring, and charismatic person in the world. Feeling down? HyperHimes is there to pick ya back up. His heart is big, and he loves you very much. Be like HyperHimes, and treat everyone you meet with kindness.
“Man, HyperHimes is so nice... He gave me a bunch of Shinies in Pokémon! I love him!”
by HyperHimes January 25, 2021
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Hyperlink

A word in a text, website, message, etc, that has a link embedded into it. Once you click on the word, it will redirect you to that link.

Make sure to be careful when clicking on hyperlinks or any link for that matter, people can get your IP address from it.
person1 - Bro your hyperlink redirected me to minesweeper, why?
person2 - Idk I just wanted to see if it worked (also I have your IP address now)
by i am a failure to society 👍 October 20, 2021
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[[hyperlink blocked]]

a random set of bracket text used by SPAMTON G. SPAMTON #1 RATED SALESMAN 1997
by Rxplanation February 16, 2023
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