Hypertonic fiction is magical realism gone wrong: it is when (post-Satanic Verses) Rushdie, in trying to achieve Marquez, bloats magic/metaphor to a point where a reader's "suspended disbelief" droops into profound mistrust.
by Sabrina Sadique December 15, 2008
Get the hypertonic mug.A hyperconjunction is a multiple word conjunction (more than two words) typically used in the Southern United States
Example of a hyperconjunction are "We were all fixin' to go to the mall if y'all'd've waited." and "Y'all gonna'have'ta get your things picked up before bed."
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by Eef_The_Eef September 15, 2021
Get the hyperdontia mug.When you're really mediocre at COD/CS but you want to have good stats so you VPN to an easier server and hope that nobody notices.
by Truthdoctah April 12, 2022
Get the Hypering mug.A long ass metal pipe thats used to penetrate japanese cows. Sometimes people abused it to build stylish tables.
The japanese wagyu cow gets railed by the juicy Hyperbonerus while hungarians are watching for special interest.
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Get the Hyperbonerus mug.Someone who thinks they are constantly ill. Will google symptoms and actually believe that they have them and worse that anyone else ever before.
James Watts for instance !! Always ill for instance and likes to show everyone very closely how ill he is by blowing in their face !!! Is only ill whilst being watched though as soon as out of site has a miraculous recovery and forgets all about it until he is seen again.
Phrase Doing A Jamesy :: Someone who fains illness and likes to let everybody know all about it. But never wants to let anybody down but obviously constantly does.
A Jamesy will switch from one serious illness to another at the blink of an eye. The mysterious illness can mutate from anything from Diabetes to Headaches to some made up terminal disease within the same sentence.
Don't be like James and do a Jamesy !!!!
James Watts for instance !! Always ill for instance and likes to show everyone very closely how ill he is by blowing in their face !!! Is only ill whilst being watched though as soon as out of site has a miraculous recovery and forgets all about it until he is seen again.
Phrase Doing A Jamesy :: Someone who fains illness and likes to let everybody know all about it. But never wants to let anybody down but obviously constantly does.
A Jamesy will switch from one serious illness to another at the blink of an eye. The mysterious illness can mutate from anything from Diabetes to Headaches to some made up terminal disease within the same sentence.
Don't be like James and do a Jamesy !!!!
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