Hula Skirt

When a man ejacualtes on the waist and the receiver turns 360 degrees until the cum makes a skirt.

My boyfriend came so much he made a hula skirt.

by HannahJak March 14, 2024

Hawaiian Hula Hoop

When you put four strap-ons on, two on your sides, one on the front, and one on the back. Then, move your hips in a circular motion, fucking four other people while doing so.

Did you hear Peter finally pulled off a successful Hawaiian Hula Hoop?

by Smoovy December 6, 2018

horizontal hula

to have sex, do the nasty, get jiggy with it.

dick and jane did the horizontal hula after the prom.

by wastinmoola January 24, 2004

beef hula hoop

bum hole

you can stick that up your beef hula hoop chocolate starfish

by Ted Plumb January 14, 2012

Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii

Pretty much the most ridiculous name ever given to a child, or at least given to a nine-year-old child from New Zealand. A judge ordered the parents to change it so that the poor girl wouldn't have to die a lonely old spinster because nobody wants to touch a girl named Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii. That's assuming she even lives that long and isn't brutally beaten to death before sixth grade. In the end the parents lost custody of her, a relatively fitting reward.
Had they been Chinese they would've been shot on sight, little girl included, so they're lucky in that respect.

"Oh my god, what a beautiful baby we have. She's so pure! What the hell do we name it?"
"How about Talula? I saw it on a train station wall."
"That's retarded! What, are you high?"
"Always."
"Oh, good. I was thinking we should name her something with grit and integrity, something like Does The Hula From Hawaii. Our baby's gonna be big, so it needs a big name with at least one state, one article, and definitely one verb."
"Babe, how about we mix the names and call it Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii?"
"That's completely fucking asinine! I love it, I love you!"
"Gimme that birth certificate! Is there a "y" in Hawaii?"

by Histories Mysteries January 24, 2009

Jewish Hula Hoop

When an erect penis is placed inside the hole of a bagel and the bagel is then spun around in a fashion resembling that of a hula hoop.

Peter was disqualified from the Jewish Hula Hoop World Series (JHHWS) after testing positive for Viagra.

by Marco Pollo October 1, 2014

Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii

79.3% of Gen-Alpha kids born to celebrities

"Hey, are you sure you want to name your child Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii ?"

"YES, TAKE MY MONEYYY!"

"Okay..."

by Justgivemetheviruslink April 15, 2023