The Tony Hawk of extreme unicycling. The most well known, and controversially the best all around unicyclist in the world.
by Logan February 03, 2004
She is a nasty spiteful bitch who steals your best friend and gets away with it, she is sly and a terrible person to be around and is just ugly.
by Big flat Nigga January 19, 2020
A clueless and unobservant Polish person; derived from a sarcastic play on the name of famously observant and perceptive detective, Sherlock Holmes.
"Did you know that my dad drinks a bottle of vodka a day? I think he might be an alcoholic."
"No kidding, Polack Holmes."
"No kidding, Polack Holmes."
by Shmingus Dingus October 09, 2009
(verb) to get out of an abusive and controlling relationship without the other party noticing what's going down until you are long gone.
by K_Holmes March 04, 2015
The most well-known male pornstar, due to his monstrously huge dick. Holmes himself claimed he was 13 inches long, his ex-wife and many other female pornstars say it was more like 10.5 inches long.
John Holmes lied about his already huge penis size, but also lied about being a college graduate and being the personal gigolo to a wealthy British woman.
by dothejeffreydahmer August 11, 2007
by yesiknowimananimal December 22, 2008
If you think that Shylock Holmes charged too much for helping you legally, you would be totally "shocked" at how much his faithful sidekick, Doctor Wattson, charged for HIS medical services!
by QuacksO August 17, 2020