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West Holmes High School 

A school surrounded by farm animals and you only make the sports teams if you have the right last name. Also, half of the school is addicted to meth.
Did you hear about West Holmes High School? I heard someone on the football team overdosed on meth in a corn field last night.

katie holmes 

actress with a kind of crooked smile that "dates" crazy couch jumper tom cruise. also being followed by a bunch of scientologists. nice boobs, tho'.
i wonder how is sex for katie holmes now that i have seen how tom cruise jumps on couches.
katie holmes by erik lervold September 5, 2005

sherlock holmes 

A fictional character created by author Sir Aurthur Conan Doyle. Set in the late 1800s, this British detective uses deductive reasoning to solve the cases given to him. He has a sidekick named Dr. Johnathan Watson.
Sherlock Holmes is one of the greatest literary characters known to man.
sherlock holmes by Ted Mozby January 14, 2008

Johnny Holmes Crossover

Technique used by the late porn star John Holmes. While having sex doggy style, the man crosses his arms and places his hands on the woman's opposite hips to hold on.
While banging her from behind, I threw in the Johnny Holmes Crossover for good measure.

malcom holmes 

Malcom Holmes is an NPC in the game Fallout: New Vegas.
He tells you about sunset sarsaparilla blue star bottle caps, and will follow you to the end of the earth. you cannot stop him. kill him, end his life as soon as you possibly can. run run run you can't stop him no escape
"Aw shit, here comes malcom holmes again."
"fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK MALCOM HOLMES YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME YOU GODDAMN DEMON"
malcom holmes by quimble zimbl April 15, 2022

I ain't fronting, Holmes 

I am in no way misleading you, my friend.

See also: fronting, Holmes
Are you serious?
I ain't fronting, Holmes!
I ain't fronting, Holmes by Watson February 24, 2005