hooking up

An incredibly ambiguous phrase that drives me absolutely insane when people use it.

John hooked up with Mary. (so what did they actually do? Did they meet at the park? Did they talk? or did they duke like viagra-injected rabbits? who knows...)

by thedon November 17, 2004

Homing from Work

A counter to Working from Home where your primary role is performing your job duties from your home. Homing from Work is the same thing reversed. Instead of working a person can do a plethora of things ranging from paying their bills, texting, reading the news, reading a book, making personal phone calls or watching their favorite soaps.

Worker 1 – Dude I’m not feeling it today… I just don’t want to be here!

Worker 2 – Then you need to be Homing from Work man…

Worker -1 Homing from Work? SWEET! I do need to call and make a doctor’s appointment and catch up on Grey’s Anatomy. Hold up, let me send my calls to voicemail and slip off my shoes.

by B2rad May 14, 2009

Goin' hiking

Cheating on your wife.

Honey, I'm Goin' hiking on the appalacian trail! These senate sessions are just wearing me out.

by SammyNyc July 10, 2009

snow hoing

(v) the action of hiring a sexual prostitute known for operating under subzero weather conditions, most often in Poland.
<past> Snow hoed

"Hey, where were you last night?"
"Oh, I was out snow hoing."

by Fleeg-blad January 11, 2014

big hoeing

The process or act of an already known hoe doing something especially sexual, permiscious, scandalous, or "hoe-ish" either in person or on social media, often via Instagram or Snapchat. This is done to seek guys' attention and to let them know she is open and available to sexual advances.

Dude 1- "Did you see her latest Instagram post? She is just trying to get attention."

Dude-2 "Yeah, she is definitely big hoeing."

by FansoftheStallion October 24, 2019

bitch hiking

when your trying to hitchhike but you point the middle finger instead so they could see it better since the middle is longest

bitch hiking = oopsies.

by this isnt sam November 20, 2020

Cyber-hoeing

to earn revenue through having a profile from the post-pandemic, provocative social media platform known as OnlyFans by selling and sharing explicit content to other users, which is more accepted and legalized over its predecessor prostitution.

She made an onlyfans so she can start cyber-hoeing to pay for college.

by TNR Entertainment - Type Ryda June 21, 2021