Hoagie Fucker

One who engages in sexual relations with a sub or sandwich.

Jon: Did you hear about that kid Logan, he masturbated using a hoagie.

Steve: That kid is a hoagie fucker.

by TProds July 7, 2010

pulling a hoagie

Pulling a hoagie is defined as, saying you will be back in a few minutes during a Skype call, online video game or any other way of communicating with friends over the internet; then either coming back about two hours or more later; To pull a hoagie one can also never come back.

Example 1:
Person one: Did you hear Jeffery's dad pulled a hoagie on him?
Person two: Yeah he never shuts up about it.
Person one: Can you blame him? It must have been very traumatic.

Example 2:
Person one: I can't believe he pulling a hoagie during our raid!
Person two: Yeah I know! Shittiest healer ever!

by Blitzmus February 21, 2015

Throat Hoagie

Another name for "penis"...

Quiet woman, or you're gonna get the Throat Hoagie" like the last time...

by Bones32 January 7, 2010

Hoagie

A Philadelphia term for a bike. Not just ANY bike. For a bike to be a real hoagie, it must be a moving pile of shit.

Corey's new bike is a hoagie

by ZackGoes August 23, 2017

Hoagie Belt

The geographical region whose inhabitants call a submarine sandwich a hoagie.

Philadelphia is the epicenter of the Hoagie Belt, but the region encompasses a vast swath of Pennsylvania, South Jersey, and few adjoining areas.

by m0101 January 21, 2016

HoagieNeck

An infrequently used slur originating in Suburban Philly, PA - specifically Lower Bucks County.

Did you see the way that guy drives? That douchebag is such a hoagieneck!

by Coach.A November 14, 2019

The Devil's Hoagie

A white bread sandwich, with the middle being another piece of white bread. Mike Pence gave it the name "The Devil's Hoagie".

"Mike, why are you eating 3 pieces of white bread?"

"I'm not! I'm eating The Devil's Hoagie!"

by bossofcreepers20 December 4, 2017