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Holy Fucking Tits 

When Holy Fucking Shit just won't cover it.
HOLY FUCKING TITS BATMAN!!

Holy juice 

The ejaculate of a person of high ranking. Normally a member of the ruling classes or clergy.
Lord Hazelmere unleashed a fountain of hot spaff all over the marble floor. He hauled himself back into his trousers and left the room. From the shadows, his man-servant emerged with a Tupperware box and scooped up the holy juice for safe keeping.

‘’That’s some good keeps’’ he chuckled.
Holy juice by Herbert Schweffe August 13, 2018

holy carp 

Someone goes to type "holy crap" but ends up typing "holy carp" instead, resulting in mental images of a carp who has been blessed by the Lord Almighty.
"My test results came back positive"

"HOLY CARP!"
holy carp by ChubbyD February 15, 2010

holy freakin crap 

an expression used to explain when something is insanely cool,scary,wierd,odd,funny,bizzare,or just plain awesome.
"HOLY FREAKIN CRAP!! Did you see that???!!!"
holy freakin crap by xerinx August 31, 2007

Holy Fucking Chicken-Fried Shit Patties 

An exclamation of surprise akin to "holy shit," designed for situations or events for which it would be necessary to use something crazier than "holy fucking shit."
Max: "Hey look, you're ex is making out with that guy you hate!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"

holy shit handle 

the handles found above the driver and passenger in most modern vehicles today, they are usually mounted on either the A-pillar or the roof beside the windows.
hey man, better grab the holy shit handle, i'm gonna hit the jump at the railroad tracks. hang the fuck on!!!
holy shit handle by Ratbiker June 11, 2007