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The ejaculate of a person of high ranking. Normally a member of the ruling classes or clergy.
Lord Hazelmere unleashed a fountain of hot spaff all over the marble floor. He hauled himself back into his trousers and left the room. From the shadows, his man-servant emerged with a Tupperware box and scooped up the holy juice for safe keeping.

β€˜β€™That’s some good keeps’’ he chuckled.
by Herbert Schweffe August 13, 2018
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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When a priest is ramming you from behind and he fills you with the embodiment of christ himself.
Joes neighborhood priest gave him some holy juices so he could not be demonized.
by FireSub EatLubs October 14, 2020
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