Nerd Hierarchy

The class system associated with the specific levels of nerd. The lower classes usually worship the higher classes, and ultimately the "highest nerd." The highest nerd is the "coolest" of the nerds in the eyes (behind their glasses of course) of the nerdier nerds.

Eric is at the TOP of the Nerd Heirchy, yo!

by Anonymous July 21, 2003

hiber

the state of mind between high and sober.

Friend: oh i think i’m sober, oh never mind i’m definitely not sober, but i’m not high either. i’m hiber!!!

by lill glimpse September 27, 2019

Hierarchy of passion

Face is more intimate than genitals which is more intimate than hands.

1. Kissing (most passionate)
2. Blowjob
3. Sex
4. Handjob (least passionate)

Did you guys kiss?
No, wasn’t ready for that yet. It’s too high on the hierarchy of passion.

by BrysonStrong November 7, 2021

Hamer Duckers

Best band in the world, its sooo good, listen to them on youtube: Hamer Duckers

"wow hamer duckers is the best band i have ever heard."

by Not synnnys November 27, 2021

Premature Hibernation

When your laptop automatically goes into hibernation before you get a chance to connect the AC Adapter.

When my low battery warning came up I didn't have enough time to get my AC Adapater unpacked to prevent premature hibernation.

by Gentry Howard March 18, 2008

Olympic hibernation

When one religiously watches the Olympic games and fails to do anything else.

"I haven't seen John in a while, where is he?"
"Oh. He went into Olympic hibernation!"

by Sicklaxgoalie February 15, 2010

guilt hibernation

When, after letting a friend down, a person keeps a low profile to avoid the guilt, shame and inevitable abuse

Dude1: You heard from Dave lately?
Dude2: No, he's in guilt hibernation after bailing out of the Primitives gig at the last minute

by bribeasy April 29, 2011