by Henchㅤ December 15, 2020

An employee which is extremely happy in a subordinate role, and actively avoids thought, responsibility, and doing more than the bare minimum. Typically described as "lazy" or "passive."
by The photon wrangler February 26, 2023

Financial institution pretending to engage in high risk / high reward quantitative investment strategies but in fact trading on insider information to get ahead of the market.
"How did Joe afford that Lamborghini?"
"Oh, he works for a hench fund now. He's going to bed with the assistants of three different CFOs and using the information he gets that way to help his fund make out like bandits."
"Oh, he works for a hench fund now. He's going to bed with the assistants of three different CFOs and using the information he gets that way to help his fund make out like bandits."
by nygeek August 30, 2012

(Samir stuck under a car)
Kapil (struggling to lift the car): ahhhhh we need to lift it up!
Sagar (also struggling to Lift the car and perspiring profusely): no kidding we need that hench Neal
Kapil (struggling to lift the car): ahhhhh we need to lift it up!
Sagar (also struggling to Lift the car and perspiring profusely): no kidding we need that hench Neal
by Flyestmanalive April 14, 2022

by HenchMan04 April 7, 2022
