hen-pecked

A a facetious term designed to trivialize emotional abuse of men by their female spouse.

That guy is hen-pecked, she doesn't even let him see his family

by Eurotrashed February 02, 2017

Black Hen

Black Hen
/blackhɛn/

When a group of chefs are working together and someone let's out a smelly fart.

In turn the head chef slaps the farter directly in the belly for letting out a Black Hen.

Tom: Gary's let out another black Hen.

Kevin: That dirty stinking twat is going to get a belly slap when I see him.

Tom: I am sick and tired of everyone letting off Black Hens!

by CannabisKings March 28, 2019

Hens eggs

Foul tits

Floppy and saggy

Those are some nasty hens eggs you've got there

by Working Class Hero December 12, 2020

Hen-Play

When you strip naked, lay down in the dirt and let chickens peck you all over.

“What happened to your eye?”

“I lost it in a hen-play accident at my uncle’s farm.”

by p1@typu5 January 30, 2021

hens with ties

A codeword for hentai. You say it so your friends or parents don't know that you watch an anime teenager plow his little sister. Also how does every teenager male have a six pack? I mean come on...

"Hey dude, lets watch hens with ties!" "Oh god no... not him..."

by Prince_Kijigo May 25, 2017

clucking hen

Gossiping and/or complaining women. Women who talk, talk, and talk some more, usually about nothing of consequence.

Those women sound like just a bunch of clucking hens.

by tired of complaining November 23, 2013

cackling hens

When a group (or pair) of visually and vocally reprehensible women (if you can call them that) get together and complain or rather bitch to each other about their meaningless daily lives. They manage to do this at a decible level in which all humans and animals can hear the conversation within a 1 mile radius. This annoying 'cackling' could even wake a Snorlax.

Hen 1: ... oh and let me tell you that i absolutely hated the service there

Hen 2: interrupts girl stop, I got tell you about this place that ruined my lasagna...

Hen 1 & 2: together cackle cackle cackle cackle CACKLE!!! then laugh together annoyingly CCACACACACACACACKLE!!!

Dude Trying to Sleep: Aww fuck. Its those dam Cackling Hens bitching early again and waking my ass up on my day off... kill me now please

by KilsonStreet September 11, 2013