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Hedophile

a person who is a pedophile, and is convicted but gets away with it.
A Teacher touches students, is taken to court but is acquitted and then returns to work. Students in class say 'watch out for the hedophile' to warn others.
by non-rock solid November 19, 2006
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hemophilia

the instance when someone was born with an uncut penis because if circusision has acured the person would have died.
Richard: I have hemophilia
Casey: I have a pet gold fish, tell me about it
Richard: it means my body does not heal itself like yours does without aid
by lhrocks February 2, 2015
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homophile

Just like a homophobe is a straight person who hates, dislikes, or is afraid of homosexuals, a homophile is a straight person who loves homosexuals and would fight for their rights. Sometimes these straight people may be confused with homosexuals since they participate in gay pride events and sometimes even attack homophobes. Depending on the person who uses it, a homophile may be an annoying ultra liberal who complains for gays. Or it may simply be a regular person who does not have anything against gays. Normally its the first one since no body likes to be called a homophobe, and nobody likes to be called a homophile. Homophobes and homophiles can be both be assholes, as one group hates a group of people just for being gay. The other group hares a group of people who simply do not want to be gay.
The boy was scolded by a homophile after the boy said eewww! when he saw to men kiss.

It was fun to watch a homophobe and a homophile fight. I don't care who wins as long as its fun!
Seth MacFarlane is a homophile!
by Semper Fun April 14, 2010
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homophile

An asshole who believes that human beings were meant to be homosexual, that nature intented it that way, and spends his/her time kissing homosexual's asses on message boards.
Person 1: Wouldn't Jacob and Robert make a cute couple?
Person 2: But aren't they both guys?
Homophile: YOU FUCKING SHITHEAD, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY? AND YOUR POINT IS???

Person 1: Who's best for Joey, Michelle or Susan?
Homophile: !@##$%%^^%, DANIEL WOULD YOU HOMOPHOBIC !@#@#
by IluvB123 March 31, 2005
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Halophile

Someone who stalks you and tries to kidnap you on Halo or online.
Omg my friend just talked to a Halophile.
Yep I got ubducted by a Halophile.
by Kgw100 November 19, 2009
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Hebephile

One who is attracted to those typically between the ages of 11 and 14. Separate in some ways from a pedophile.
I thought that guy was a hebephile because of both his mustache and the oblivious magazine he held up TO his mustache.
by Smith dux Wurd January 30, 2018
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