Mitch Hedberg

funny ass comedian.dak sunglasses are always present on his face.

some of his brilliannce:

i dont have a girlfriend, i just know a girl that will get really mad if i say that.

cucumbers are pickles that sold out.

a woman asked me where i see myself in five years,i said "celebratin the fifth year anniversary, of you askin me that question!"

by mitch fan October 2, 2004

Hebrew slave

To be overworked beyond the point of complete physical and mental exhaustion. Always for the benefit and/or gain of someone else with little to no concern for those completing the work.

Dan: “What’s been going on with you here lately? Haven’t seen you in I don’t even know how long.”
Mike: “Dude, I can’t even remember the last time I had a day off. Since the company was audited last month, the higher ups have been working us like Hebrew slaves to prepare the files and documents for the IRS.”

by Snugglefucked83* February 1, 2022

Hebrew Canoe

Very large four door car from the 1970's-1980's that has the ability to carry a massive pay-load of humans.

Dude did you see the size of that Hebrew Canoe rollin down the hwy.

by majinxycat August 5, 2010

hebe

slur for a jewish person

Joe Pesci: Let's make Lethal Weapon 5.
Mel Gibson: Shut the fuck up you dumb fucking hebe.

by teep August 20, 2006

mitch hedberg

Funniest comedian alive, see crack head, lol but the best crack head.

"I type a 101 words a minute. But it's in my own language."
"If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptible..."
"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer."
The Grand Finally

"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too."

by n333m October 19, 2004

Hebrew class

Hebrew class only has one word to describe it... HELL. I have had it every day for the past 4 years and don't understand a single word. Basically, if you have this class you're screwed. I hope that brings you comfort.

Hebrew speaking person:וואו היית נחוש להבין את זה
me: the fuck? ? This is America dumbass WE SPEAK ENGLISH

Hebrew speaking person: לעזאזל אית
me: DID YOU NOT JUST HEAR ME I NO HABLA HEBREW.

Basically Hebrew class means hell

by tenkai22345 October 27, 2020

hebrasky

A name that gamers use that triggers other gamers, this is often used in games like among us

hebrasky is a usually the gamers tag

by hebrasky December 7, 2020