heavy-duty asswipe

Something gave a big stink shit out of its asshole...
Regular asswipe cannot wipe it all...
Time for heavy-duty asswipe.

gay phone: Hi!

iphone: Hello

gay phone: Nobody ever texted me since two days ago... what the hell going on now?

iphone: Is your phone broken?

gay phone: HELLO!

iphone: O.O

gay phone: HELLO!

iphone: jeez...

gay phone: OMG I got 36 messages in my gay phone!

iphone: GET IPHONE. Your phone is heavy-duty asswiped.

by kakashiru August 5, 2010

heavy dosage

The process of consuming the appropriate quantity of cod liver oil for the upcoming colonoscopy

Man, this awful procedure is heavy dosage!

by coe coe December 30, 2010

Heavy dangler

When a female bends over and you see her labia dangling out of the corner of her pantie or thong. There are many different degrees of dangle. The most common would be the triangular dangeler. That is when the pussy lips hang out of both sides. There is also the rectangular dangelar. That is when the pussy lips cup the top of the pantie and dangle to the bottom. The most serious degree is the meat dangler also refered to as the octangular dangelar is when you cannot tell the diffference between her pussy lips aka labia dangling or her ass lips dangling. Aka perturding ass flaps. Aka the meat hanger.

Dude 1: oh man, last night i encountered the worst heavy dangler ever dude.
Dude 2: noooo way! Was it a trianglar or a rectangular?

Dude 1: no dude it was an octangular!
Dude 2: what the fuck is that? I am ligit scared!

Dude 1: you should be!
Dude 2: I have a feeling I will regret this, but what is that?
Dude 1: Imagine Octamom getting banged by a tree stump. The last time i saw her she turned a bar stool upside down and occupied every leg with every hole. So basically, every hole had quadralateral dangle.

by Lady88 August 19, 2017

Heavy Deal

Something that has become too complicated, difficult or uncomfortable to be worth it or, where because of the above mentioned, has ceased to be enjoyable or worthwhile.

I used to study really hard for my exams, but last week I had a nervous breakdown, so for me the whole thing has become just too much of a heavy deal.

I used to go to a salsa class, but the relationships there made it difficult, so I stopped going, it just became a heavy deal.

by saddlehome October 6, 2012

heavy dip

When you need to leave from somewhere very fast or you could be in a lot of trouble

The storm circle is at Paradise palms and we are at junk junction! We gotta heavy dip!!

by That_guy2727 November 28, 2018

Heavy days

When you’re on your rag and it’s the heavy flow days where you always stain your panties.

Hey girl do you have an extra large tampon? I’m in my heavy days.

by Brizna B January 17, 2019

heavy dgear

something crazy originated by Leeds boys

heavy dgear suggests something crazy or mad

by mendy the nonce September 19, 2021