Capital city of Connecticut. Abandoned after 5pm when all the insurance company workers take their daily white flight back to Farmington, Glastonbury, and Avon, where they are far less likely to get shot or carjacked. Hartford is a city so sad that it lost its one professional sports team when Whalers hockey left. A city so sad that *I* had to be the first one to define it. If it wasn't for the Wadsworth Atheneum or the insurance companies it wouldn't be on the map.
Me and my UConn friends go to Hartford on Saturday night to bar hop. Make sure you avoid the north end unless you want to get jumped.
by Sauda April 21, 2006
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City Fan #1: Hey did you see Joe Hart's performance today?
City Fan #2: Oh yeah! Another clean sheet!
City Fan #2: Oh yeah! Another clean sheet!
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A group of incredibly skilled drinkers whom take the statement "pants off, dance off" literally. Also known to get a little handzy when drunk.
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steve: yea man dont know if its a boy or a girl yet tho still fire
steve: yea man dont know if its a boy or a girl yet tho still fire
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