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Hartford

Capital city of Connecticut. Abandoned after 5pm when all the insurance company workers take their daily white flight back to Farmington, Glastonbury, and Avon, where they are far less likely to get shot or carjacked. Hartford is a city so sad that it lost its one professional sports team when Whalers hockey left. A city so sad that *I* had to be the first one to define it. If it wasn't for the Wadsworth Atheneum or the insurance companies it wouldn't be on the map.
Me and my UConn friends go to Hartford on Saturday night to bar hop. Make sure you avoid the north end unless you want to get jumped.
by Sauda April 21, 2006
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Joe Hart

Number 1 goalkeeper for Manchester City and England's national team. He is a great keeper and has awesome reflexes and diving skills. He also is funny and a sexy man.
City Fan #1: Hey did you see Joe Hart's performance today?
City Fan #2: Oh yeah! Another clean sheet!
by BlueMoonRising September 30, 2012
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hartzheim

A group of incredibly skilled drinkers whom take the statement "pants off, dance off" literally. Also known to get a little handzy when drunk.
Wow .... I got hartzheim drunk last night!
by Qton81 November 24, 2016
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Hartpury Hero

Someone who thinks they are God because they are "hard" enough to walk around constantly in a top man shirt, shorts and flip flops even if its -5 outside, usualy around Hartpury College Campus
Look at those hartpury heroes, what douchers
by flipflopgod October 6, 2010
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Hartland High School

A place full of snakes, white trash, and most importantly 14 year olds with nicotine addictions. The only way to survive all the bullshit Hartland High throws at you is to not give two shits about what all the judgy ass people think. The teachers can be sexist and like any other high school you don’t learn shit about what your gonna need in the real world. Don’t waste your time in Hartland being fake to people and try to find a good friend group or it’s not gonna be a fun time. The snow days are pretty sick tho. Pass the weed!
You’d be lucky to find anyone real at Hartland High School
by shitoris January 31, 2019
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Mr Hartley

A young tor who likes big balls and shaving small children
My dad is mr Hartley
by Grant Hansen June 13, 2018
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Cold Hart

best gbc member, made bangers w peep and his latest album with yawns is godtier
joe: have u heard the new cold hart album?
steve: yea man dont know if its a boy or a girl yet tho still fire
by jacobpp69 June 10, 2020
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