honest

A divine attribute we often wrongly assign to one we admire, but sadly, like telepathy, honesty is a characteristic not inherent in humanity. To be truly and completely honest with someone, one must first be truly and completely honest with one’s self. Since our species is incapable of seeing past its own fears, desires, prejudices, convictions, emotional attachments, memories and flawed perceptions, man is not capable of viewing an unfiltered reality. Every single conclusion a person comes to is first carefully screened and reviewed through a series of subconscious unrelated facets of collective reasoning and thus all humanity is blind to all truth. Thus, no one is truly and completely honest with themselves and thus cannot be truly and completely honest with others. The most anyone can hope to give is their honest opinion. But that’s all it is, an opinion.

To give an example would be contrary to my definition of “honest.”

by nethcev! August 24, 2006

Honest Asshole Syndrome (H.A.S.)

when you just can't keep your thoughts or sarcasm to yourself. speaking from the heart and with pure truth.

A man happens upon a pregnant lady and says "oh wow! expecting? Congratulations! Do you know who the father is yet?"

That's Honest Asshole Syndrome (H.A.S.)

by Paul Wall Peoples Champ April 23, 2010

hanes paint

Term used to describe a wet fart.

I had to leave work this afternoon because I had a hanes paint incident.

by Johnny Tats December 1, 2007

honestee

A real hot female who is the best person ever very nice but has a nasty side

honestee that girl

by Gameasouras November 23, 2016

handstinence

the act of waiting until marriage to h*ld h*nds with your partner.

friend: dude did you smash?
you: yeah
friend: did you h*ld h*nds?
you: no bro i practice handstinence

by girlwtpho August 27, 2019

I'll be honest

A saying that is immediately followed by a lie.

Landlord: I'll be honest, the place doesn't have rats and none of your neighbors are convicted sex offenders.

Potential Tenant: Fuck you scumbag; honestly.

by customfish February 8, 2010

honest politician

The modern democracy illusion

Newspaper reader: Oh goshhh, isn't that senator nice with that child? Sure he's a good and honest politician.
Guy: Ma'am, a year ago he was in jail for bribery
Newspaper reader: I said he IS nice.
Guy: Ma'am...
Newspaper reader: *covering her ears* Lalalala I can't hear youuu

by ZenitYerkes December 22, 2009