Deon Handers

Deon Handers is the act of getting a handjob.
Wow last night I got the worst Deon Handers.
by Billy V. March 20, 2006
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BC 2 hander

BC 2 Hander, aka British Columbia Two-Hander. A Hockey term for slashing, a chop or a two handed swing at an Opponent.
“ if it weren’t for the BC 2 Hander, I would’ve never made it out of Flin Flon
by Hutcher February 05, 2018
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Uncle Hander's Workshop

That special place in your memory where your perverted uncle first introduced you to a good old fashioned hand job.
To this day I have never forgotten Uncle Hander's Workshop. I'm gonna have to rub one out.
by Eaton Holgoode March 03, 2017
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one hander commander

Man, my girlfriend dumped me.. Well, back to one hander commander! =D
by OverDose363 December 13, 2005
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two hander

"woah is that bobby? he has a giant two hander!"
by Urban Dickhole October 13, 2011
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Belgian Back Hander

A traditional style of wanking originating from Belgium. This is practiced in the shower and can be tricky! you must have one foot in the bath and the other raised on the side of bath. You give it the berries by putting your arm round the back of the raised leg and jack yourself off in a backwards hand (knuckles facing up!), hence the name Belgium Back hander.
I was bored last night, had a great "Belgian Back Hander" and got an early night..................
by BUSTIAN August 14, 2011
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Tartan two hander

The bonnie Highland lass reached under her boyfriend's kilt to toss his caber with a Tartan two hander.
by Gene Green February 10, 2011
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