Suck Me on a Handstand

Telling someone to suck you upside down on a handstand

Suck me on a handstand while you tie my shoe,watchin poke'mon,at a Prince Concert,while jumping off a cliff,while thraxin yo mamma's big ass tities while i skeet in her ass hole

by Desi Harris May 2, 2005

Pulled Pork Handstand

When you do a handstand and get ate out.

Allison was doing a pulled pork handstand then fell and busted her lip.

by QUAVE August 7, 2009

Booty Poppin' on a handstand

The act of booty clapping while doing a handstand.

Wasting time.

Damn! Girl is booty poppin' on a handstand!

What are you doing? ..just booty poppin' on a handstand..

by B reddy head May 31, 2016

ass handstand

Before performing the handstand, pull down your pants just below the ass cheeks while attempting to conceal the action with your shirt. Then stand in front of a crowd, or a "target" and get in a handstand with your ass facing them, causing your shirt to fall and reveal your ass. Bonus points if you can pull off and maintain the goat during.

Did you see Jaime's Ass Handstand? It was blinding!

by CubanAso October 12, 2006

handstand

The act of doing a handstand with one's hands on the ground and feet on the wall of a public shower in order to clean down below more effectively.

Glen was in the pool and got chlorine all over his body, so he decided to handstand and clean it all off.

by Co-ed gym class December 19, 2008

handstands in the shower

Technique for applying cold running water to the arse the day after a particularly spicy meal

Mark, if you order the vindaloo in this restaurant you'll be doing handstands in the shower tomorrow

by gav-wan July 13, 2018

publiquor handstand

Jargon to describe a missing person, believed to have gone away somewhere drunk.

From publicly drunk and acting strange.

E.G.
Guy 1: Have you seen John anywhere?

Guy 2: I think he's done a publiquor handstand, I saw him walking the wrong way home last night.

by toothpaste salad January 17, 2009