Hambone

Noun. Old cat. Usually one who thinks he's modern and hip, but is really whack old school clown. Tries to stay up on the latest hood slang and jargon but usually ends up landing on his rough end looking like a straight busta!

Peep this, Fam. Look at this substitute teacher we got?? Hambone got on orthopedic shoes and think we bout to do this work! Boy bye!

by Terry Bad Ice March 28, 2017

hambone

The classic class of male from the late 90's who still thinks that highlighting his hair, shaving his entire body, wearing polos and necklaces, or using excessive amounts of hair gel is still cool. They're often found in gyms. Sometimes they can be used as a footstool after 5 PM. They are often "dude wasted", and give bro-grabs to other hambones.

Hambones become "s-bones" after picking up an STD, not limited, but usually including, mouf herps.

The hambone lost in an obedience contest with a Golden Retriever, which involved difficult commands such as 'sit', 'stay', and 'talk'.

by jjusaaaack February 10, 2009

hambone

Southern usa slang for penis.

"I'M goin down south get my HAMBONE boiled,these women uo north done made it spoiled." (FROM BLUES SINGER HAMBONE WILLIE NEWBURN)

by lowdown November 18, 2004

hambone

one who wipes there ass with baby wipes, wears von dutch with perfectly waxed hair and uses expressions like "dude i was so drunk last night" while only drinkin minimal amounts.

Zack Dietrich hamboned it up when he said "sure ill come for a walk wit you guys"

by john london October 20, 2004

Hambone

A person who attempted (or was accused of attempting) rape sometime during their highschool career. Whether they attempted the act or not, some drunk female may have accused them of such. In an SNL skit with Will Ferrell, he gives a shoutout to "hambone! check it out! tried to rape a girl in highschool!", and thus this definition.

<Alex> Hambone! Check it out! I heard you tried to rape that Becky chick!
<Harrison> Wow no. I definitely didn't try anything, stupid drunk girl.
<Alex> ...we're still calling you hambone forever now.

by Harrison S January 15, 2006

hambone

An excessively geeky, stinky, or strange ham (amateur) radio operator. In other words, your typical ham radio operator.

Even though I have my ham license, I'm not a hambone because I'm normal.

by Scout 740 Baker April 16, 2004

Hambone

Another name for your penis

My hambone has a chick magnet on it

by Big Dyl July 18, 2011