Hamper-Wiff

When a chick is so hot, that you would want to spend and Hamper-Wiff her Hamper all day!

Dude she is so hot that I would Hamper-Wiff her Hamper all day. . .

by IIIII TK IIIII December 7, 2010

hamper mouth

someone who dishes out all your dirty laundry (secrets) even to your parents

person a: yo did you hear that she lost her virginity last night

person b: why do you have to be such a hamper mouth?

by whateverrrrrrrrrrrr January 21, 2011

Hamper Diving

Sorting through the dirty clothes basket when you do not own a single clean shirt or pair of pants. This act is usually executed when one is too lazy to wash and fold clothes. College men and women can become victim to hamper diving. Similar to dumpster diving.

Jimmy: Dude, last night I didn't have a clean wife-beater so I went hamper diving for one.

John: Seriously, wash your fucking clothes.

by xxandroid November 7, 2012

hampercore

a disgusting and repugnant type of person. they usually reek of old socks but embrace it.

That girl is totally hampercore, she has been wearing that flannel for 8 days straight!

by gamer6481 June 29, 2020

Hampter

A particularly derpy or chubby and fluffy hamster .

Haha , look at that hampter holding a suitcase.

by William548 November 21, 2021

Hampter

This is used by companies such as Roblox to power their servers, it is also a known meme and it can live up to 20 years (dont look it up)

Look! The hampter is spinning on da wheel to power the servers! Oh wait, it needs a break. *proceeds to crash roblox for 3 days*

by 69Seals October 31, 2022

Virginia Clam Hamper

Stuffing your sister with cum-soaked socks in an attempt to impregnate her without actual intercourse, thus producing a child that is not capable of functioning alone in the world.

Dude... I gave Sally a Virginia Clam Hamper last weekend. Shit was so cash...

by The Cock Shiner December 18, 2010