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Hag

A single woman who likes or is in love with a gay male
Kurt: Youre a lonely hag!
Tina: What?

Kurt: you're in love with blaine!
by cmbear May 19, 2016
mugGet the Hagmug.

Hag

Two people who meet in the Fate of Happiness and are soulmates in which their love transcends distance and time.
by Nate_hag August 7, 2018
mugGet the Hagmug.

hagging

A competition involving a group of men at a bar in which each man attempts to "pick up", i.e. have sexual intercourse with, old women. The man who has sexual intercourse the oldest woman among the group is the "winner". (note: this is similar to "hogging", except it is based on age rather than weight)
Joe typically wins the weekly hagging competition by targeting lonely-looking gray-haired women at the bar.
by pdaddy82 January 15, 2006
mugGet the haggingmug.

hag

When smoking a spliff (a marijuana/tobacco cigarette), you do not take a "hit" or take a "drag" - you take a "hag" of a spliff. The amount of time to hold in the "hag" is proportional to the marijuana to tobacco ratio. The larger the amount of weed, the longer the "hag" is held in.
Let me take a hag off of that spliff, fool.
by happyhitter November 15, 2011
mugGet the hagmug.

hagged

When you ejaculate on your partners chest, then make it into a triangle, like that of a Phantasm Trap from the video game DeadByDaylight
I hagged my girl last night, but I only nutted enough to make a small trap.
by PhillyOjomo April 3, 2019
mugGet the haggedmug.

HAG

I wish I had those HAGs like mike man. They’re on him all the time
by Soshsoos March 22, 2019
mugGet the HAGmug.

HAGS

Acronym representing Herpes, AIDS, Gonnorhea, Syphillis. Most commonly used in reference to dirty women, such as Ashley.
Ashley has HAGS cuz she does it with every guy.
by Super Cool Kid December 28, 2003
mugGet the HAGSmug.

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