Hadiya

A gift,

your guide to rightiousness,

the gift of a woman to this world

The most beautiful, intelligent, and accomplished woman you will ever run across in your life.

Thanks for the hadiya you got me for Christmas.

Do you know Hadiya?? She's so amazing!!

I need a woman like Hadiya, she's the business (see business).

by HadiDadi December 20, 2008

haddi daddi

Mr. haddix is an alpha male, but he is extra alpha during his haddi daddi phase. During this phase, he says FRIDEEmore instead of friday and PLT DOUBLE YA.

The haddi daddi penetrated my mother last night.

by The Almighty Apostle March 3, 2020

Whitman, Price, and Haddad

According to Damon Killian, host of "The Running Man," Whitman, Price, and Haddad are "last seasons winners" of the Running Man gameshow. According to the bounty hunter named Fireball, played by ex-NFL running back and Hall of Famer Jim Brown, Whitman, Price, and Haddad are "last season's losers." Regardless, these three contestants are found dead and severely burned by Maria Conchita Alonzo in the musky bosom of the gameshow's playing ground.

Killian: "WHITMAN, PRICE, AND HADDAD!!! You remember them! There they are now, BASKING under the Maui sun."

by JaketheSnizake January 9, 2009

Handy James

A Hand Job

Kyle: Peter was in the tipi with Emma again
Nicky Westside: Did he get another Handy James
Kyle: Got 2

by KillaKydawgMasterMix January 6, 2012

The Handy Special

The Handy Special is a Newbury Park legend, not a myth but fact. Commonly described as the ultimate pain of one’s popliteal, hammy, and calves. Lengend is told that The Handy Special is and only performed by BWH the legend himself, commonly performed with the grip end of a a driver with an extra stiff shaft, double armed swung directly to the back of one’s knee area. If one is a victim of The Handy Special should seek out medical attention immediately. If not treated will result in muscle failure, muscle decay, extreme foot fungus, ED, COPD, and tendency to change genders.

“Oh my lord that kid is late to the van, he’s getting the Handy Special”
“I wasn’t able to to produce offspring after that”
“First victim was Connor Phillpot”

by NP Lengends and Folklore April 9, 2019

Cheesy Handy

When you put cheese wiz in between your fingers and proceed to give someone a handjob. If people can put whipped cream on their nipples why can't I put cheese wiz on my penis?

"Hey hon why don't you give me a cheesy handy tonight?"

by bugprsn July 20, 2019

Tom Hardy

Sexy, handsome and also very talented british actor.

A: Whos that very hot man in Inception

B: He is Tom Hardy

by mrs. scorsese September 15, 2011