hamsexy

(HAM' secks-ee) adj. i-er i-est Colloq.
1. Opposite of sexy.
2. Gaudyness and uglyness related to amateur radio equipment or operators.
3.noun, proper. An online journal of amateur radio fashon and folly.

Those thirty antennas on your car make you so hamsexy.
The comment "I'm running 0 watts" is both hamsexy and stupid. (N4XE and a D)

by Ben September 19, 2004

homsey

The most perfect Girls in the world. They do everything right and are perfect, flawless, amazing great in bed, sexy and can make you go crazy. They can do anything they want because they are just perfect. Dont mess with thme cause they will attack both physical and verbally. They have never lost a fight.. you know why? cause there perfect!

Do you know Lauren and Jess Homsey?
Yeah! there perfect!

by wowcool92 January 19, 2011

Hamse

That one fu*king guy who wants to borrow a pencil sharpener. He has friends around him that own a pencil sharpener but still goes to that one fu*king Girl named Paulii** and ask that sharpener while smiling.

That one weirdo friend. And still he admits being gay later-hamse

by _-thanos-_ October 23, 2018

Gourdon-Hamsey Burger

A burger served with squash and ham

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Gourdon-Hamsey Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Drank Himself Retarded

The mental state where one has officially drank enough alcohol to be considered on an equivalent level with a retard. Typical symptoms include loss of ability to speak, hear, or perform basic life sustaining tasks. In order to determine the number of drinks one must consume to qualify for the status of drinking himself retarded a simple formula can be used:
Take the number of hours since you have started drinking and multiply it by the IQ of a retard that you personally know (This number normally ranges from 4 - 27). In rare cases retards with down syndrome have a higher IQ. However drinking has not been shown to force the development of an extra 21st chromosome (the cause of down syndrome) and for this reason their IQs are not acceptable for the equation.

Recap: Drinking Yourself Retarded = (# hours since you started drinking) x (IQ of a retard you personally know)
This will equal the number of drinks you need to have consumed at any given time to be considered officially retarded.

Ironically this equation works in an inverse manner. If the retard you personally know is only slightly retarded (IQ in upper 20's) then you will drink yourself to severe retardation using the formula. If the person you know is a full blown retard (IQ around 6) then you will drink yourself to the level of only slight retardation.

Look at Chino, he is showing no facial expressions, drooling on himself, pissed his pants, and cant seem to make basic complete sentences. I think he must have drank himself retarded.

Dude, Dan shit his pants, is speaking incoherently, and is trying to argue with a bar stool. He has drank himself retarded.

by OJ Da Juiceman10 June 20, 2009

homsegud

Homsegud is a god for all the Homses in the world. It is one god named Raphael and a Godess named Puma. This god is the god for the religion Homsolikken.

This is a religion who accept very much.

Let's join the Homsolikk! We'll get respected and accepted there. 8D The homsegud is great!

by Aian and Puma October 5, 2007

Raab Himself

Chris Raab-Matt Damon's nephew. Really likes to shit in front of people.

"Lil KeyKey go use your little shitbox..."-Raab, CKY4

by Lindsey February 2, 2004