Hobation

If someone is found guilty of being a ho then they are placed on hobation. The amount of time spent on hobation is to be determined by the impromptu court of hoes.

Alex: Sarah are those the booty shorts you wore to the dance last night?
Sarah: Yeah! Aren't they tiny?
Alex: They sure are. I bet you weren't wearing them for long!
Phil: Is that a hair stuck in the crotch zipper?
Sarah: Maybe..


HOBATION!

by Cumdance Kid March 6, 2009

hoebag hoedown

when you and your friends create a party solely to get your cocks sucked by inviting every filthy skank you know.

yo denis did you call that chickenhead courtney to the hoebag hoedown, heard she's a layup. Yea Dave, I even asked rachael. Wait till this knob groupie gets a hold of you. She can suck a fart out of your penis hole. Its gonna be a fuckin bad ass blow bash.

by grande galo claro September 2, 2010

hombag

the words homo, hobo, and dirtbag/douchebag combined into one snazzy word

that kids such a hombag!

whatta hombag, they should just go home

i like hombags...

by salty11 January 19, 2011

Hoba Fett

A ho, who is silent, and ruthless, with only one thing on her mind, sex.

Jenn was such a hoba fett, she didn't say a word the whole party, but at the end she hopped on my dick with force!

by youknow333 March 10, 2011

Hobart

Latebeer

oh my gosh you are such a hobart

by batman418 August 30, 2012

Hobat

Hanging on by a thread

Last night was very lit.. unfortunately now I’m hobat.

Amanda Bynes’ Twitter is cray. She’s hobat.

by Julnonymous February 23, 2020

Hobama

a REAL ship between Harry Styles and Barack Obama.

Guy 1: who’s hobama?
Guy 2: it’s Harry styles and Obama’s relationship.
Guy 1: I thought Harry was shipped with Louis,
Guy 2: no that’s a cover up for hobama.

by Hobamaisreal April 25, 2021