Jane Hathaway

A sexual act in which a woman has an orgasm on a mans chest.

Dude, swear to God, she gave me a Jane Hathaway right on my chest.

- Office Coworker in Archer

by Acidick June 12, 2016

hatbadge

One of the most derogatory terms in the english dictionary. Used primarily in the IT business, a hatbadge is someone who lacks the knowledge to repair a computer, but acts like they know how.

That hose hound Ben formated a computer by accident, that fucking hatbadge can go eat a fat cawk.

by tld March 19, 2005

Hastard

A Horny Bastard. In every circle of friends, there is always a hastard. Thinks that all world problems can be solved if the world leaders jack- off more... Spends his whole day in his room doing you know what.... On the surface, he may appear normal, but deep inside his perverted psyche, there lies a sexual fiend. He has the largest collection of porn amongst anyone you know. Also, a hastard is a guy who never gets any real action, but goes solo always.

Where is the hastard?? Oh I can guess! He is probably in his room pleasing himself.

Stop hastarding around. Watching porn in the library! And I thought you could sink no lower!

You hastard! You used up all of my lube!

by Crastard April 27, 2009

hatface

Offensive term used to describe a bretherin with an unnattractive face, likened to messy hair following the removal of a hat or cap.

Shutup bitch, you've got a fuckin hatface. Move from me.

by the jester 2006 July 19, 2006

Hasta la later

Similar to 'Hasta la vista' but used for people you don't like.

Aw yeah I won! Hasta la later, Keith!

by Trivialcanine September 7, 2016

Hatake Kakashi

a shinobi copy-ninja that is the sensei of naruto, sakura, and sasuke.

guy:hi there!
hatake kakashi:*can only stand there, otherwise would be revealing too much information*

by letusbeus December 3, 2006

Hasta la vista, baby

The term "Hasta la vista" is a Spanish farewell that can be literally translated as "Until the (next) sighting" and means "See you later" and "Goodbye". This term, with the added word "baby" - "Hasta la vista, baby" - was used in the popular hit song from 1987, "Looking for a New Love" by Grammy Award winner Jody Watley.1 It was also used in the 1988 Tone Lōc single "Wild Thing". The use of the term in Terminator 2: Judgment Day immortalized it as a popular catchphrase worldwide.
---From Wikipedia, the Free Encyclopedia

John Connor: No, no, no, no. You gotta listen to the way people talk. You don't say "affirmative", or some shit like that. You say "no problemo". And if someone comes on to you with an attitude you say "eat me". And if you want to shine them on it's "hasta la vista, baby".
The Terminator: Hasta la vista, baby.

by AlexaJenT December 1, 2013