Someone who goes to the gym too much. Usually this person has developed intense shoulder and neck muscles, making them look and walk like an ape or monkey. See also: gympanzee...
Clay: Yo did you just see that gymp over there.
Alan: Yeah, he's always here.
Clay: Uh oh, looks like he's walking over to that girl you've been trying to get with...
Alan: Dude, she's not into monkeys...
Alan: Yeah, he's always here.
Clay: Uh oh, looks like he's walking over to that girl you've been trying to get with...
Alan: Dude, she's not into monkeys...
by evo star July 4, 2011
Get the gymp mug.Speed events of horseback. Done (for the most part) in western tack. Includes barrel racing, pole bending, arena race, and keyhole.
by sessy_fluffy July 24, 2006
Get the gymkhana mug.1) A guy and a girl who are constantly having sex.
2) A guy and a girl who are never apart.
Really, a peg that does not withdraw from its socket, such as a tooth — but you can see why its meaning changed.
2) A guy and a girl who are never apart.
Really, a peg that does not withdraw from its socket, such as a tooth — but you can see why its meaning changed.
by knightshade December 10, 2004
Get the gomphosis mug.Someone at the gym who obviously is not serious about exercising and annoyingly hogs machines and weights that more serious people need to use. Categories include: (a) fat people who are super slow and put forth no effort; (b) people who only use the treadmill to slow-walk; (c) annoying people who can't put their phones down the entire time they're there; (d) people who do nothing but talk and socialize the entire time
Person A: This annoying fat-ass at the gym took forever on the treadmill and never even got up to a speed of 1.0
Person B: "Yup. Clearly he is the typical gympersonator you see there after Christmas."
Person B: "Yup. Clearly he is the typical gympersonator you see there after Christmas."
by Screw Liberals May 14, 2016
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