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guitar hero syndrome

The technical term for a widespread condtiton resulting from playing Guitar Hero for too long. Symptoms include believing one is seeing furniture and TV screens grow, which results from the constant up and down motion one's eyes make when following notes on the screen. Less scientifically known as Guitar Hero tripping.
"Woah, dude, it looks like that bookcase over there is growing..."
"No, man, you've just got a serious case of Guitar Hero Syndrome. Why don't you stop playing that damn thing and go get some sunlight."
by Torby December 26, 2008
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Bass Guitar Fingers

1. Rough fingers caused by excessive contact with the thick bass strings.

2. The Fingers on the right hand of a bass player. Usually the Index and Middle Finger that can move very rapidly. Often used on females.
girl #1 - "How was your date last night?"
Girl #2- "Amazing, he has bass guitar fingers!"
by kpf103 July 16, 2007
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guitar face

The look on a guitar player's face while playing, usually looks like said person is using their instrument to masturbate.

John Mayer is notorious for this look...
"My God, I hope I never have guitar face"

"Wow, John Mayer sure has guitar face huh?"

"I mistook a John Mayer concert as a porno due to his excessive guitar face!"

"Man, you look like John Mayer with all that guitar face..."
by Andrew MS January 4, 2009
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guitar hero twitch

a condition where, whenever a song with a reasonable guitar track comes on the radio, an avid guitar hero player's fingers start twitching as though they were trying to hit the notes.

excessive guitar hero use may also lead to players envisioning a fretboard in their head when said tracks are played
my hands begin to twitch uncontrollably whenever 'sweet child of mine' comes on the radio - i've got the guitar hero twitch
by Batiu-Drami December 20, 2007
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guitar hero studying

This is the phenomenon when you go to study for a test and you end up playing guitar hero. the next day during the test, the bubble sheet appears like guitar hero notes.
dude i went to her house to get ready for midterms and we ended up guitar hero studying.
by brett LLLLLLLL January 22, 2008
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Grandpa Guitar

1.An acoustic guitar or classical guitar.
2.A lute, mandolin, or other medieval era stringed instrument.
3.A guitar played by a man whose child has had a child.
Skwisgaar Skwigelf- "You want us to play the grandpa guitars?!"
by DETHKLOK!!!! January 6, 2009
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bass guitar

a four stringed instrument. tuned a octave lower than your normal guitar.
many people overlook the bass as being simple but if anyone has any proper knowledge of the bass then they know that it is harder than it looks to play.
people may say if u can play guitar u can play bass but its not always like that. due to the basses heaviness and longer neck it can take a while to get used to!
guitars may be light but bass guitars can put up a fight!
by mini eero September 22, 2005
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