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guffy

An term used in Scotland to define an English person.
Fuck off back to Englandshire, you guffy cunt!!
by Freedom!! November 22, 2010
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Gruffed

To say something in an agitated fashion, Gruffed is the combination of 'Grumble' and 'Huffed', gruffing is similar to 'scoffing' only it is a response where the individual is being much more direct and snide about their frustrations and feelings towards the issue and often tries harder to solicit a response even if unintentionally and the execution tends to be more crude in nature.
"I need you to go pick up mom from the airport tomorrow." Jenny told her sister, Sally giving her a sideways glance as she stood up.
"And why the hell should I do that?" Sally Gruffed, "you never do anything for me when I need help!"
Jenny simple sighed aloud in turn, "God damn, you're such a child..."
by Muttemor May 12, 2021
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Face Guff

When someone burps but it smells like it came from their arse...

Normally happens after someone has either eaten a curry, drunk bitter, or not brushed their teeth...
"Ergh, which one of you scruffy cunts just farted"

"Not me"

"Not me either"

"Well it was one you, either that or a face guff"
by Cream DJ March 2, 2009
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Guff Bucket

A derogatory term for a vagina, related to guff (bad smell) and the receptacle (vagina) the smell came from.
Ayup me duck show us yer guff bucket.

Or

Phwoor is that yer guff bucket I can smell?
by Guff Bucket lover. September 25, 2010
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goffel

A person of mixed race, usually black and white, but it could be any other colour with white. Origins in Zimbabwe where there are neighbourhoods heavily populated with goffels, such as Barham Green in Bulawayo.
I was attacked by one of those BG Goffels at the club last night!
by Mr Gus January 28, 2007
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gaffen

A giant dick douche who refuses to receive anger management
Joe was being a gaffen by punching random but people at the party
by polonium douche May 21, 2014
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Fruity Guff

A "fruity" smelling trump, can only be pulled off by a man with a beard. Unfortunately.
A man trumps

Jeeze, can you smell that fruity guff? That bearded man looks suspicious.
by alexmorris.jamescox May 27, 2009
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