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Guatemalan GoGurt

The act of having a woman's vagina filled with cooked grits, then having the women squeeze out said grits while another person slurps it all up like a GoGurt packet.
Man 1- "Yo Dawg, how was your date last night?"

Man 2- "Well, I'm not normally one to kiss and tell, but last night I enjoyed the tastiest Guatemalan GoGurt of my entire life."
by Chunky Knuckle January 9, 2011
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Gage

Gage is loyal sometimes he may seem to be hiding something but its only for good. Gage is so cute and je is the best guy you will ever meet. Never let gage leave you or you will regret it for the rest of your life. Be trustworthy to gage cause he deserves it and will be kind to you like you are to him. He will not talk to you rude or curse at you he will respect you and be funny. If a gage looks at this they will laught at how long this is but, gage is the best person you will ever meet never let him go keep him close to your heart and be loyal
Me: whos that cute guy over there
Stranger: oh it must be gage
by Gage's crush August 30, 2017
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Gage

A very adorable guy. He has a very dark sense of humor, and usually makes fun of anything that you enjoy and support things that annoy you, just to annoy you. He is still an amazing, hilarious, adorable, and overall amazing person. He also has the most amazing eyes and smile. If you want a good person who is loyal in your life find someone like Gage.
"Oh my god you're adorable!"
"Thanks Gage, but no u"
by WitheringFlorin February 24, 2019
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Guatemalan

Ain't mexicans!!!! its NOT "Mexico" COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!!

People from or with decent of a country in Central America named "Guatemala" bordered by Mexico to the north and west, the Pacific Ocean to the southwest, Belize to the northeast, the Caribbean to the east, and Honduras and El Salvador to the southeast. NOT ALL guatemalans are short and dark skinned.
- "Yo dat idiot said that guatemalans are mexicans wat a looser"

- "Fo real, needs to visit Guatemala, read a book or somethin' cuz is not well informed"
by GuatemalanPride4Eva July 27, 2009
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N-Gage

what the Hell were the folks at NOKIA smoking when they designed this ghastly device? You actually have to hold the phone with its width next to your ear in order to communicate, and they could have included better launch games which you can only play by first removing the battery and then adding or changing the cartridge. Not to mention the ridiculous price range. Definitely a concept designed for failure.
If NOKIA had designed the cartridge slot on the external part of N-Gage, and designed it more like a pocket calculator like many of NOKIA's cellphone product lines, and cut the price in half, the N-Gage might do a little bit better.
by AYB October 28, 2003
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guateber

Ex: you can have guateber you like
by enzieee November 15, 2013
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Cannon Gage

by NYTW January 7, 2022
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