Grunk

A combination of Golf and Drinking. Golf is in fact a drinking sport. Being Grunk is all about playing golf the way it was meant to be played, absolutely shmammered.

Hey Honey, I am going out for 18 with the boy. We are getting Grunk, Don't wait up!

by GrunkDolfer December 19, 2021

Grunk

A very VERY fat lady that looks appealing to your third eye (sexuality)

Damn... That girl is a grunk

by Micheal Jaxon December 03, 2016

Grunk Snider

Very old man

Have you heard of my good friend grunk snider.

by hrunk May 10, 2021

Grunk Dunken

A small device used for trying to find ghost activity

"Here we got the Grunk Dunken, This will help us find paranormal activity"

by HonorGuest May 25, 2022

Grunked

Getting so out of your face through drugs, dirnk e.t.c your pretty much paraletic.

Mike - Dude, i was soooo grunked last night

James - Yeah mate, you even took home one of them ladyboys didnt you!

Mike - i must have been grunked!

by KiezaJ October 04, 2010

Grunked

When you accidentally nut while you are talking to friends or family

“Shit I’ve just Grunked myself”

by Willbo baggings February 19, 2018

Grunked

When you are grappled, or incapacitated, in D&D with a creature's tongue.

If you're swallowed that's when you know: You got grunked hard

Ah, the Mohrg's got me...
Shit man, you've been grunked.

Damn that frog grunked me hard

by John Roleplay June 07, 2021