boys who like hiking, running, climbing things- wearing handkerchiefs to catch the sweat when doing said activities. they also do a lot of organic food bs like making beer and growing veggies, or cooking a lot of meat. their pants are always slightly too short but they have great asses.
by granolaboyluvr December 1, 2011
A character inspired and from ariana grande created from a meme which has ariana grande's face distorted
by niuxybgt87wrg89ywnrcwe August 17, 2019
Granola boys are your typical outdoorsy guys. You’ll find them hiking, mountain biking, and on the slopes in the winter. Granola boys can be seen wearing Patagonia, North Face, and if they are well seasoned granola, Arc’teryx. There is often a high population of granola boys with long hair, put in buns or pony tails when they are doing their outdoor activities.
Me: ‘I’m simping so much over this guy Jamie.’
Friend: ‘Tell me about him.’
Me: ‘Honestly he’s not any different from the granola boys I’m usually into, but he mountain bikes.’
Friend: ‘Tell me about him.’
Me: ‘Honestly he’s not any different from the granola boys I’m usually into, but he mountain bikes.’
by Secretsout March 23, 2022
Modern hippy woman minus the heroin and STD's. Socially aware and active with a penchant for hemp and sodium-free soap. May eat tofu for breakfast and sweeten food with agave syrup. Is determined to save the world.
You know you're granola when you strap your five thousand dollar bike to your five hundred dollar car and vote for Ralph Nader.
Hey, was that Sarah in the SUV?
No way, man, she's a granola girl!
Hey, was that Sarah in the SUV?
No way, man, she's a granola girl!
by Phylipswiller May 17, 2007
Often a college student or young adult, marked by an excessive attitude and attire of the rugged outdoors. The said poser is usually accompanied by generic granolaeske traits, always flaunted in public areas. Although the granola poser does usually enjoys outdoor activities such as hiking, fishing, camping, canoeing, etc., the granola's desire for others to see his outdoorsyness far outweighs his actual interest.
These traits include, but are not limited to: an obsession in certain intramural sports; an all natural diet; flaunting intense camping gear such as ropes or carabiners; unnecessarily wearing outdoor gear made for extreme weather (North Face, REI, Mountain Hardwear); an obsession with Chacos and wearing them for activities they were not designed for; an uncontrollable love for ultimate frisbee; the desire to hammock in populated areas; the drinking out of nalgene bottles; mountain-men beards; a taste in music that the normal population (including the granola poser himself) would naturally find unattractive; hippi-eske attire such as bandanas and shoelessness.
These activities, and many more that remain unlisted, are stressed by granolas so that onlookers might look at them with a jealous and slightly impressed eye.
These traits include, but are not limited to: an obsession in certain intramural sports; an all natural diet; flaunting intense camping gear such as ropes or carabiners; unnecessarily wearing outdoor gear made for extreme weather (North Face, REI, Mountain Hardwear); an obsession with Chacos and wearing them for activities they were not designed for; an uncontrollable love for ultimate frisbee; the desire to hammock in populated areas; the drinking out of nalgene bottles; mountain-men beards; a taste in music that the normal population (including the granola poser himself) would naturally find unattractive; hippi-eske attire such as bandanas and shoelessness.
These activities, and many more that remain unlisted, are stressed by granolas so that onlookers might look at them with a jealous and slightly impressed eye.
Jim: "Hannah, why are you wearing an all natural fleece Columbia jacket? It's 80 degrees outside. A why is your Nalgene bottle and Chaco's attached to your backpack with a carabiner?
Hannah: "Shut up Jim. I am wild. I am adventurous. I am free."
Jim: "This is psychology class. You're a granola poser"
Hannah: "Shut up Jim. I am wild. I am adventurous. I am free."
Jim: "This is psychology class. You're a granola poser"
by frisbeelover October 21, 2010
by TheCavalierKing March 18, 2012
the type of guys that wear patagonia, columbia, and north face that go on weekend hikes and camping trips. the kind that looks like they will bust out a nature valley granola bar out of nowhere.
girl: “oh yeah, i’m into skaters. hey, what’s your type?”
her: “oh, i really like granola guys. like that guy over there.”
girl: “yeah he gives off a granola vibe”
her: “oh, i really like granola guys. like that guy over there.”
girl: “yeah he gives off a granola vibe”
by poopypoopymonster August 2, 2021