Definitions by poopypoopymonster

granola guys 

the type of guys that wear patagonia, columbia, and north face that go on weekend hikes and camping trips. the kind that looks like they will bust out a nature valley granola bar out of nowhere.

girl: “oh yeah, i’m into skaters. hey, what’s your type?”
her: “oh, i really like granola guys. like that guy over there.”
girl: “yeah he gives off a granola vibe”

granola guys by poopypoopymonster August 2, 2021