Glorified Fuckboy

A guy that has been given/assumed the title of boyfriend but behaves like a fuckboy.

He will do things such as; Claim that he only likes you, but compare you to other girls, ignores your feelings and tells you that you're being sensitive, let's you pay for stuff then barely says thank you, says he likes parts of you(i.e. "I like your face but everything else needs work").

I called him my boyfriend but, in reality he was just a glorified fuckboy.

by Rebellious Mind March 1, 2017

Goatified

Something or someone who is a verified goat, hence the word goatified

Ben sandwich:ayo that guys straight up goatified
Noah Olive Garden:fax bro

by OTM Ben-A-Drill January 14, 2021

glorified asshole

A Glorified Asshole is someone who is narcissistic, and a down right jerk. A Glorified Asshole usually doesn't know that they are being a Glorified Asshole.

Wow Joe you don't have to be a Glorified Asshole because you won the Race.

by That High school dictionary August 26, 2017

glorified

Having been touched by Glory in ways words can hardly express; Awe-struck by Glory-invoked stupidity.

Being blown off daily for a week.

by Anonymous November 18, 2003

glorified nut rub

Someone that would have been better off being shot into a wad of tolet paper rather than inside their mothers crotch.

Brandon is nothin but a glorified nut rub

by Ben Zimm August 31, 2006

glorified bartender

A loose doctor who writes prescriptions for whatever you want with no qualms. Also see "quack."

I heard this first on the Bill Maher show. It was in reference to Anna Nicole Smith's doctor.

Did you hear about the cocktail of prescription meds they found in Anna Nicole Smith?

Yeah, no wonder she was always so spun.

Her doctor was just a glorified bartender.

by Jared Prox May 8, 2007

gugified

Reverse glowup, like a glow down

“Wow he gugified after high school”

by SaintFullerton21 May 23, 2020