a word used to describe anything. sometimes used when you don't want to say something in front of someone.
John:"That play was so gopher"
Kevin:"That chick's ass is mega gopher."
by ThatSnoverKid October 4, 2007
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(adj) gay, either seriously homosexual or just lame/uncool, to be used around people who are opposed to casual use of the word "gay"
(noun) a person who is gay or someone you just don't like, alternative to faggot, etc.
(verb, to gopher-hole) to have gay sex
(adj) Man, that workout today was so gopher, we swam like 6300 yards.
(noun) Look at that gopher with the nose ring and the tight pants, I'll bet he likes men.
(verb) Don't bother Alex and Teale, they're over in the other room gopher-holing each other.
by Jesse Janko April 27, 2008
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a strategy in the game Among Us where the imposter cycles through the vents to get easy vent kills. A stat made popular by the Twitch streamer Sykkuno.
Sykkuno: I call this strat the gopher gary *jumps into a vent*
by Freakinzazz October 13, 2020
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An intermediate erection; an erections causing ones pants to go up and down.
"Damn girl, you got me sporting a pocket gopher."
by Tharill15cent June 10, 2016
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When one is golfing and finds the urgent need to defecate, but finds no convenient facilities, one might be forced to defecate in the cup (hole of the green). 'Hot' refers to the fact that poop is warm. 'Gopher' refers to the burrowing critters in the classic golf film Caddyshack.
"Guys, that schnitzel last night really went through me. I don't think I can make it back to the clubhouse. Mind if I hot gopher this hole?"
by hotgopher April 16, 2016
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Slang for the unfortunate condition of seriously needing to take a shit but having nowhere to do it.
When I felt its little smooth, brown face begin to emerge from my hole, I quickly realized I had gopher ass.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2019
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Standing behind someone and reaching over them in an exaggerated mannerism, resting your testicles on their shoulder. A maneuver typically performed by the alpha male in order to assert his dominance over the victim(s).
Hey look at that dude doing the "gopher reach" - he's got balls of steel.
by honey852 October 30, 2022
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