Douche gooder

An asswipe of a person who has to tell you all the time how much they recycle, how many mpg their Prius gets, Or how many baby seals, rainforests, indigineous tribes they have helped this week. They only do good to brag about the good they do

Guy 1: my new Prius gets 65 miles per gallon, isn't that amazing!?
Guy 2: neat
Guy 3: he only got the car to talk about it.
Guy 2: I know! He such a douche gooder

by RenoLuke December 14, 2012

gooder than a mug

something really good

This food is gooder than a mug!

by chickennug90 October 24, 2017

Gooder than good

Is something that is really, really good. Not just good, but gooder. Close to goodest, but not quite goodest. Just gooder. Definitely better than good, so its pretty much in between good and goodest. It is gooder.

If you're working in a science lab, and your lab colleague does something that is quite extraordinary. Then you may quip to say then, "my! that was gooder than good."

by DMSO & King SJ March 24, 2010

gooberfied

To Be Gooberfied. IsThe New Shocking ahh of the person around him.
A Very Experienced Fast Witted Person With Excellent Verbal Comebacks. "Goober" We Have One On Every Group. Fag Talk Specialist. The More Gay The Better. WARNING!! Do Not Bring Goober To Any Fancy Get Togethers Or Churches. Very High Chances Of Leaving Your Mind Dripping And Mentality Turned Out....

What a place to be getting Gooberfied at

by x20twinx November 5, 2018

Triple Gooberberry Sunrise

An alcoholic ice cream guaranteed to lift someone's mood. Consists of two scoops of vanilla ice cream covered in chocolate fudge, three bananas with cherries on top, three gooseberries to resemble eyes and a nose, strawberry fudge smeared into a smiley face, and a bit of that real real. Can be found at Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat.

Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh?

I guess I could use one of those.

Now you're talking.

by BigBean January 14, 2015

do-do-gooder

A social reformer, knave who thinks everyone else's shit stinks but not their own. So convinced their cause/reform is needed they can't even tell their own shit stinks too.

That do-do-gooder, politician, has no clue about how to get shit done.

by 2B+ May 4, 2014

uber goober

the complete and utter extent of goobage. one who squints a lot; has trouble controlling the volume of his or her voice; interrupts others to tell uninteresting stories but doesn't realize it; often far too enthuastic about everything; unusually large forehead and, the most significant uber goober sign: clueless of their ube goob status

That guy James is an uber goober to the max.

by yaboy May 27, 2006