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glorified acquaintance

Definition #1 Some one who views you as a friend but you LOW KEY HATE THEM.

Definition #2 Someone who you view as a friend but they LOW KEY HATE YOU.

Definition #3 Someone who you think is cool but you are not friends with and they are not friends with you.
"yeah were were glorified acquaintance's i don't like them that much."

"ye know we are not rely friends just glorified acquaintance's they kinda hate me tho."

"we are only glorified acquaintance's we dot rely know ech other."
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glorified steak

A hamburger with lettuce, tomato and mayonaise that can be had at the Varsity in Atlanta and surrounding areas
Ah got me a glorified steak walkin' and a large PC
by Bonita B. Pigsty August 16, 2003
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Granified

When someone, primarily a male, has vastly improved his sex life as a result of listening to the advice of Tiffany Granath, who provides commentary on Playboy Radio on Sirius XM.
Ralph has definitely been Granified lately as shown by his stellar performance with oral sex since listening to Tiffany on Playboy Radio.
by flygirl747 July 23, 2010
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poonified

to have a kick-ass time with a rich personality
My life was so boring until I met Alex, then it became poonified.
by wamie April 28, 2011
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glorified cum dumpster

An insult. Created by john dubz
by Team no glove no love July 22, 2014
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glorified bitch

"Adorable" people who get their way, are "spoiled", haters just hate them (I wonder why) but they just flip them off and curse uncontrallably, which is apparently considered adorable. These people are so full of themselves that the only person who truly likes them is themself. Avoid these people at all costs.
She calls herself adorable but everybody knows she's just a glorified bitch with her head up her ass.
by dirtysquirtle October 30, 2014
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Glorified Fuckboy

A guy that has been given/assumed the title of boyfriend but behaves like a fuckboy.

He will do things such as; Claim that he only likes you, but compare you to other girls, ignores your feelings and tells you that you're being sensitive, let's you pay for stuff then barely says thank you, says he likes parts of you(i.e. "I like your face but everything else needs work").
I called him my boyfriend but, in reality he was just a glorified fuckboy.
by Rebellious Mind March 1, 2017
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