Gooning

The act of doing a little trolling/ doing some kind of Dionysian expression either online or in real life, typically enjoyed by MIA listeners

Me and the goons smoked American spirits then went drunk driving in the goon bus last night. One could say we did a little Gooning.

by Gabriel.Styx February 13, 2022

goon

A tough hired by a company to intimidate union members or strikers; a member of a "goon squad" or private corporately paid guards.

Also any hired thug used for purposes of intimidation.

"You had better stop making trouble or I'll send my goons after you.

by Blue Pilgrim February 7, 2004

Goon

Cask wine. Cheap shit that tastes like shit but fucks you up. comes in red and white, many varieties and textures.

"I was on the goon last night" or "im a goon warrior hear me roar"

by Trozza April 19, 2006

goon

cheap ass muthafuckin wine

has a reputation for getting you pissed quickly, and the comfy silver bag doubles as a pillow ;)

"Hey Clifton, lets buy some goon from our centrelink payment and get FUCKED up"

"Clancy im tired let me sleep on your bag of goon!"

by LEEROY-WALLY April 21, 2008

goon

the greatest drink ever
mainly drank by unemployed teenagers

4 litres of goon for $10

by joondalup December 24, 2009

goon

Australian slang: cheap wine, port, sherry or other fortified wine products. really, really cheap, and usually rough :)

the word is a corruption of the 'flagon' (very large glass bottle) such products were/are sold in. although you'd usually buy it in casks these days, flagons still exist especially for port and sherry.

arrrgh, mate, that goon we got our hands on last night really did some damage...

by periwinkle January 11, 2005

gooned

to be run over by a car

Jim: Woah dude don't cross the street yet you don't want to get gooned
David: Yeah, you're right, I'd rather not get gooned

by TheRevealer June 9, 2010