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To have one person drive wrecklessly while the other passengers jump from the back seat to the front.
Whoever sustains the most external injuries wins.
Some car gymnastics may have a points system though it is not required
Ex: Bruise - 1pt
Injure Driver/other gymnast - 5pts
Consussion - 10pts
Blood/Bleeding - 15pts
Permanent Damage - 20pts
Whoever sustains the most external injuries wins.
Some car gymnastics may have a points system though it is not required
Ex: Bruise - 1pt
Injure Driver/other gymnast - 5pts
Consussion - 10pts
Blood/Bleeding - 15pts
Permanent Damage - 20pts
*Wreckless driver speeds down street then turns violently*
Gymnast one will jump from backseat to the farthest point in the front interior of car.
Gymnast one totals 4 bruises and a bloody nose = 19pts
Gymnast two kicks driver and collides into windsheild = 15pts
Car Gymnastics winner would be Gymnast one.
Gymnast one will jump from backseat to the farthest point in the front interior of car.
Gymnast one totals 4 bruises and a bloody nose = 19pts
Gymnast two kicks driver and collides into windsheild = 15pts
Car Gymnastics winner would be Gymnast one.
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"No... wait... you move this way. No, no, not... yeah, that way. Now grab that shirt. Or the shorts... whatever you can reach. Yeah, that's fine, that'll work." *scampers off to bathroom*
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