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Gooftleman

The perfect man... he is the perfect amount of goofy mixed with the perfect amount of gentleman. Very rare breed.
Guuurl oof u needa get u a gooftleman
by Gurlygirl12 November 12, 2019
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Googlewank

Man, i was horny last night so i searched 'Lesbian' and had a mad googlewank.
by viscousfluid August 14, 2008
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googlebaiting

(v) The practice of strategically using an oblique reference within your online profile, chat client, group tag or status message-du-jour, the understanding and appreciation of which is likely to require an extensive google search.

The cyberquivalent of Dennis Millering.

officially tallied Wit and Coup scores are dependent on the following conditions:

1. that the reference is sufficiently orthogonal to anything like "common knowledge"
2. that the particular point of the obscure reference is something cool

Extra scoring awarded if:

a) the reference constitutes a double entendre
b) the reference means something different to different people

Not to be confused with googlebating (which uses a whole other set of mouse fingers)
Duran's new status message - "Oh Oh Sugar Spell It Out" 9:05 AM Monday

me: Are you telling the world that you're secretly a gay tween with a deep, dark soul, a hot twin, and thickly calloused fingertips?

me: Or are are you just googlebaiting me?


Sent at 9:26 AM on Monday
by Haneru March 16, 2009
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googleable

You have ranked well with the search engines and can be found online. This is especially true if you appear on the first page of google.com.
My name is googleable!
by Ivan A Sumin September 26, 2013
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googleganger

A person who shares your name-- You find your googleganger by self-googling. The term comes from combining "Google" with the German expression, "Doppelganger."
"I got curious and googled myself last night-- and found a porn actress with my name! I can't believe my googleganger is a porn star!"
by K. Britt October 17, 2007
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Googlefart

A Googlefart is a fart that appears to search out victims. Normally a Googlefart will attack you when you enter someones bedroom first thing in the morning or perhaps it will be lurking in a lift / elevator waiting for its next victim
Watch out ! Some cunt's dropped a googlefart in that lift.
by Terry T November 29, 2006
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Googlegasm

The joy of discovering an amazing Google product.
"That new calendar gave me a Googlegasm"
by Pauly Jura April 30, 2006
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