googleblasting

A novel practice engaged in by cyberspammers, who abuse free sites like OpenDiary and LiveJournal by creating pages that have links to their websites. Since the Google scoring system that elevates a page to the top of a list depends on the number of pages that link to a target site, the practice supposedly raises a page's ranking on Google (and other search engines). It is prohibited by most of the sites where it is practiced.

"Dear Diarymaster, this site violates the terms and conditions, it is googleblasting a sex site to improve its ranking."

by [e-mail] October 20, 2008

Googlebator

Somebody that gets off on all things google and can't wait to get "Buzzed", catch a "Wave", and experiment with the latest lab result. This person usually has stained posters of Sergey and Larry in their bedroom and has collected every different google.com home page image and compiled it into a bed sheet that they use to wipe off the results of their excitement.

After Google Buzz was released Jon, a frequent googlebator, announced the death of twitter and all things social.

by NullReference February 16, 2010

Googlebal

The ability to research data using the Google search engine.

I asked my co worker if what he was looking for was googlebal.

by delovelyt April 17, 2010

googlebump

The bump Google gives a page in search results by catering to everything Google wants you to do as they own the universe.

Wow, setting up Google Authorship is sure to give my blog a googlebump!

by Marqana September 4, 2014

Gigglebop

A word you can add to any statement.

I can't find my gigglebop

by Imdatingurwaifu April 3, 2021

Googlebate

To look up oneself on google. Basically, google + masturbate.

I googlebated yesterday and found some weird pictures of myself!

by fizzeh January 19, 2008

googlebutt

1. n. Inevitable swelling of the posterior resulting from eating 3 enormous meals a day at Google's Mointain View, CA cafeteria.

2. n. The giant hocks you get from sitting around Googling porn all day without an ounce of exercise.

Diner 1: Dude, is that Sharon from Business Development? Check out that googlebutt!!
Diner 2: Yea man, she was a hotty when she got here but all those chicken wraps went straight to her ass.

by Babbo June 19, 2008