goof

a goof is a child molester in prison that likes little boys , they are usually murdred or beaten into comas.

to bag a goof gets glory and rewards.

by alyson wilcox (corrections student) May 13, 2005

goof

(v.) 1. To waste time idly. 2. To mess up something. 3. To tease (goof on).

(n.) A silly or inept person.

Because I goofed (waste time), I goofed (messed up) my speech, and even worse, Nadia goofed on (teased) me for it; now I feel like such a goof (inept person).

by papermachete December 28, 2005

goof

A goof is a unreliable unloyal person even to their closest friend. they lie, cheat, molest, snitch, dont repay depts. Mainly as low as a person gets.

Mike - Yo bill just robbed his mom
Shawn - Yeah that guys a goof

Paul - Steve just ratted me out.
Josh - What a goof!

by BeauDawg August 7, 2010

Goofed

Being super drunk and unable to control yourself

Friend: I won’t even lie I’m pretty drunk right now

Me: Same dude, I’m fucking goofed

by ASAP Gwala January 10, 2020

goof

when someone asks you how you are and you say good but you're hurting on the inside

"hey how are you"

"oh yeah i'm goof"

by handyman bob May 18, 2020

Goofed

When one is sky-high to the point of no return

My brother shouted "dude are you fucking goofed again?" when he saw me on the roof with a bong in my hand.

by Moorjou411 December 2, 2020

Goof

To have fucked up so badly, the mistake remains for the rest of your or someone's life.

I goofed inside my girl, now I'm a father.

by Smagme May 20, 2019