gonch

A hairy. Nasty .hangy.vagina.
Mostly used in the eighties doesn't get much play these days.

That strippers gonch is gone like yesterday.

by kappatappakilla June 7, 2016

GONCH

A Gonch is a huge heavy gut on a male aged between 20-60 who drink way to much beer, dodge salads and do fuck all anything physical, they love sitting on the couch demolishing cans of VB, tooheys or cartlon while getting abused by their female counterparty.

Have you seen Davo latly? He has a deadset gonch! Fuckn he needs to let some air out of that front tire ASAP or he might become a fukn circle, they recon he smashs 4 garlos pies a day

by Mac dad May 1, 2020

goncha

vagina
Holly
Ashley

Holly is my Goncha
Ashley is my Goncha

by Ashley E January 10, 2008

gonaschlong

word used to describe someones penis when their is genatalia disese visable on the surface.

so did you do it?
nah, he had a gonaschlong.
what, he was infested with genital warts?
yeah, it was.

by ratman September 2, 2003

goonschlagga

when nathan is a total idiot

"Nathan is acting like a total goonschlagga."

by Hugh Janus III June 3, 2021

goosch

When an incredible amount of rain falls in a very short period of time...

Thank God the soaker came after the Goosch...

by bertinx35 October 10, 2011

gonche

To beg, take or slyly consume food items from a friend. Also, freeloading.

Yo, Jed, lemme gonche on that chowder. Plus, your bread bowl looks good.

by bshea December 12, 2006