Gongoozler

Gongoozler is a dangerous creature of the deep. The Gongoozler is a living nightmare for it likes to attack anything that moves. Because they live in the depths and strike unexpectedly, it is not uncommon for people to think they are extinct. Gongoozlers attack the toes, feet or fins before dragging the prey down the murky waters to slash the throat. Zoologists believe Gongoozlers communicate by lighting up their scales in various ways. One Gongoozler got into Mark Fishbach's pool and dragged him underwater to kill.

I don't swim after my toes were slashed by a Gongoozler.

by LittleCloud_UrbanDictionary October 14, 2020

gongoloid

adjective. can be used to describe people, but at times events. a synergy of the words mongoloid and gong show, inferring an aberration of nature and willful tomfoolery.

That donkey show was totally gongoloid

by Gonzokopita April 3, 2009

gongolong

When someone does not have a penis, and they use a tree branch instead, which they sew into their flesh

Poor kid, since the accident he has had a gongolong

by Yates. O November 23, 2010

Gongoozler

The gongoozler will swim up to you, take you by the toes and bring you down to the frothy depths.

The gongoozler is about, to take another dive. For his next meal.

by anonymous October 11, 2020

Gongoozler

Used by Ethan in Unus Annus in the pool while swimming at night.

The gongoozler is going to get you.

by Unus Annus October 11, 2020

Gongoozler

A demonic creature that swims in Markipliers pool at night.

What's that in your pool Mark?
Oh It's the Gongoozler

by SomeonesToe October 12, 2020

gongoozle

To gongoozle is to get someone, usually more in an aggressive fashion. By "get" I mean kill, tag, beat up, but really it's up to you! However, it is widely known that if you do gongoozle someone too hard, that there will be repercussions. This variant of the word gongoozle is never to be linked with anything nsfw.

Friend 1: "There just around the corner!"
Friend 2: "Yeah! Let's gongoozle them!"

by natsumi's simp May 25, 2021